Dear obnoxiously “smelly” lady,
It is 90 degrees out, and I guess you are afraid of smelling bad, but what the hell did you do, take a bath in that gawd awful Dollar Store knockoff swill you were wearing?
You were almost clear across the bus, and I was still overcome by the toxic waste smell eminating from you. Does you nose no longer work? Can you not smell that?
I am not talking about the fragrence as everybody has different likes and dislikes, but do you think perhaps you could use several gallons less. On behalf of all your fellow commuters, we would really appreciate it.