When it comes to mustaches, certain images will often come to mind. Â The sort of image you hope to gain the appearance of, or at least copy their style. Â Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck almost always go to the top of the list. Â Last year I tried (and failed) to go with the tough “Goose” Gossage ‘stache. Â Sparky Lyle and Rollie Fingers were known for their handlebar styles, and of course, Johnny Deep runs hot and cold with the public but his mustache is always notable.
This year, as we get to the halfway point, where do I see myself with this year’s ‘stache? Â It definitely is Â not the most flattering of descriptions, though I guess it could be worse. Â What I have realized that I have the looks and style of…. Paul Blart: Mall Cop.